26th February

That poor MP needed an extra bob,

Nae wrong doing in an extra job,

Four thoosand trainers

Fae the back o a lorry?

The perpetrators will be sorry,

If they can catch them.

Sir Alex gracing Pittodrie Park

Sparkling like granite after dark

An Jekyll an Hyde’s in Leith

Ye’ll hear the rattlin o Leithers’ teeth,

An no just wie the cauld

Or loose wallies gettin auld.

And now for the weather WARNING

It will be sunny and bright at Murrayfield

Till the final whistle.😱

25th February

Putin on the agony

Putin on the style

NHS in Glasgow go that extra mile,

A ward for its leadership,

A ward for its team,

Nowt in oor world

Is quite whit it seems –

Dumfries as a city?

Announced in a ditti

Oan the auld piana,

“It must be right, its justified”,

Its spoken by Joanna.

And now for the weather WARNING

Absolutely fabulous!

24th February

Doric in a spin, a whirling pirouette,

A three percent rise in Cooncil Tax

Is aw they’re gonnae get.

An nae mair freebies tae Swan Lake

For oil executives on the make.

Excuse me if ye think A’m wrong,

A believe A’m hearing Sunset Song.

23rd February

T’was only just the ither day

A thoucht A heard oor Premier say,

“Ye can cast yer masks asunder,👩‍🎓

But ye’d better don yer helmets,

Cause there’s gonnae be some thunder.”⛑

22nd February

On the Border looking out,

Beyond that broken fence and budding tree,

I see a tank, a man, a gun;

My instinct telling me to run.

Feel so overwhelmingly alone,

Now overhead I hear the drone.

21st February

The nights that fair drew in,

Never quite drew oot.

Yon wind that never ceases,

Left the snowdrop floers in pieces.

Today I heard that phrase, “Spring is just around the corner.”

Well hurry up, wud ye!

Reminds me of the begining of Justified Sinner, except that was March 2015 and this is February 2022. Wind battering the sash and pane and cauld enough to take the balls of a brass monkey.

In fact this weather goes beyond good and evil.

Think I’ll just snuggle up with a good book.

My dear readers, thank you for your patience! Beyond Good and Evil is now for sale on Amazon Kindle and paperback. I do hope you enjoy it.
If you don’t mind, could you email me once read and let me know what you think goes beyond good and evil.
Have a good weekend.
Alan

Due to my wonderfully hard working Proofer no longer being able to proof my work I am forced to do this myself on my upcoming book, Beyond Good & Evil.

Two things I have learned in the process: a) Proofing is excruciatingly, mindblowingly difficult. b) Dyslexia is a much more serious disability than I thought possible and it gies one a very sair heid.

Excuses over! Book 7 in the JP Associates series should be on the Amazon shelves within days.

You, my loyal reader may ask why I do this to myself? Because I love it.❤

It was a night exactly like the one you see below when Charles Molesworth met his end, and that was not pleasant.

Fortunately you have a week, or two, before your witching hour arrives.😱