A’m pleased tae report fae the deluge,
Scots will gie Ukrainians refuge.
But the French will no be seen,
Beatin the lads thirty-six tae seventeen.
But there’s always good news
Oan the back o the bad news
An the good news?
There’s nae news.
Well no worth writin about anywie…
Oh except four thoosand wigs hae been taen fae the back o a lorry jist aff the A1…
Police are still combing the area.🕵️♂️
And now AddNibs weather WARNING
Nae rain, nae wind, an wa tae wa sun
Time tae put aff yer tellies,
Cause come Monday,
Yer gonnae need yer wellies!