Centrica post profits 3 times mair
Than whit they posted yesteryear
Whae says opportunity disnae knock
Gaun post it through ma letterbox
Instead o yon Sheriff’s letter
Haen me taen awa in an iron fetter.
SNP gan keekin fir a leader
Pity help the bleeder
Sae much dribble,
Micht hae tae wear a feeder.
Yon rise no big enouch fir the EIS
Weel it kens best,
A teaching degree scrivven oan its vest.
An yin day rolls oan tae the next
Wie soaring profs fir some
An ither prof cast oan its bum
While we sit waitin in the wings
Until anither hopefu cuckoo sings.