That poor MP needed an extra bob,
Nae wrong doing in an extra job,
Four thoosand trainers
Fae the back o a lorry?
The perpetrators will be sorry,
If they can catch them.
Sir Alex gracing Pittodrie Park
Sparkling like granite after dark
An Jekyll an Hyde’s in Leith
Ye’ll hear the rattlin o Leithers’ teeth,
An no just wie the cauld
Or loose wallies gettin auld.
And now for the weather WARNING
It will be sunny and bright at Murrayfield
Till the final whistle.😱