Ne’er Cast a Cloot

Till May is oot

At 28 degrees A cast, withoot a doot.

Yesterday wis hotter

Than that teaser Maggie Potter

A tried tae keep things cool

By dampening a toowel

And pitting it oer ma heid

An only lifted it aince at lunch

Tae hae a drink an feed.

Sae dinnae listen

When yon orb does glisten,

Cast yon cloot, an throw it oot

Summer’s here, withoot a doot.

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