Bonnie Charlie sees his face
Reflected in the notes he holds
Every minute in every place
As the Oracle foretold
Countin his cash at the end o the day
Oer an oer that face will ne’er gan away
Camilla says it’s just twa muckle
An haes a chuckle
Whilst tucking in tae Cornish truckle.
Yon ballad o that bloke ca’d Elon
Ended as the tragedy unfolds
He fa’s
Despite the piles o dosh he holds
Nane wie a picture o Charlie the King
They were heard tae sing
Afore they twittered
An jigged the Heeland fling.
AddNib’s Weather WARNING
Met men say 2023 will be bilin
Well no quite like that
Even hotter than 22 it’s true
Ain said, afore gan doon wie the flu
Per chap might miss his office party
Let’s wish him tae be hale an hearty
An try tae cheer him up
His condition maks him quite a boor
Every forecast rather dour.
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