AddNib 82

Dowdy not is Dowden

Pleading wie they nurses no tae strike

A tricky wee second job

Worth an extra few bob

Taen his tak hame pay

Tae £155,000 a year –

£500 a day buys some beer

An fairness fas oan yet anither deaf ear!

Here’s yer chance tae vote fir Musk

Better tae pick up yer moothie

Gan oot an busk

An sing the ballad o per Elon

Sang tae the tune o Get it On.

AddNib’s Weather WARNING

Soaring temperatures tae hit UK

Aw yon snaw hae gan away

Sunglesses an sandals oot the day

At last the Warming hits oor shores.

Ne’re mind the blue Azores.

Book fir somewhere nice an warm

Burntisland or Kinghorn.🏄‍♀️🚣‍♂️🏌️‍♀️

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