O Rich eh O winnae budge
Sittin at the tellie eatin fudge
“Darling could you check the till?”
“It’s awright Rich eh O,
We still have 730 mill.
Musk steps doon that far
“Boss, ye were heading for a star,
Jist cause some say ye’re a nutter
Tak yer bonnie eye aff yon gutter –
Keek aince mair up tae the sky
See yer comet soaring by.”
“Listen Bud, tis but a meteorite
Crashing doon tae earth
A dirty disillusioned chunk,
Wie a debunked clunk.
AddNib’s Weather WARNING
Twa forecast that a huv
Oan this very phone A luv
The first is oan the frontispiece
Ye’ll need tae wear yer fleece
It says rain wa tae wa will fa
But wie ain flick o ma trigger finger
The rain it disnae linger
For twa pages in’s the BBC
Proper English cast
It says yon rain it winnae last
So whit’s a forecaster tae dae
A ken,
Hoy the bloody phone away!
Tis gone.😴😴😴
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