A see that Pisces in the know,
Kens when Capricorn arrives
There’ll be a show.
An Spanish week is on the cards,
Chorizo an paella set for bards
Without a doubt.
But better watch that snout
O yon elephant in the room
An yon bear that has its claws oot
Shame it’s creatures tak the blame,
When Man’s dominion
Brings it hame.
AddNib weather WARNING
So ye thocht that Spring wis here,
Cause Tuesday brocht some cheer –
Ye’ll need must get a weather vane,
Or barometer wid dae
A speakin ain tae save ye time,
“There’s somethin nasty in the woodshed.”