AddNib 9

1st March

Covid rules in classrooms ease

Nae need tae wear a mask,

If ye want tae ken

Whae’s broken wind,

Ye’ll nae longer hae tae ask.

Auld Reekie loses a conductor

Tis a mercy for the trams

Nae need tae pay the person

Walking roond wie ootstretched arms

Except in the Shetland Islands year

There’ll be conductors on yon rockets,

Hae nae fear.

But nane in the Smoke

Oan Tuesday’s Underground

An that’s nae joke.

AddNibs weather WARNING

The day will be sunny an bright

Fae mornin through tae night

But beware the Ides o March

February was bad enough!

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