AddNib 51

23rd April

Sacre bleu il est trading taunts

Oan ain o le President’s jaunts,

Mots that winae come tae haunt –

J’espere!🙏

Isle’s boats are aging

Islanders are raging

Government is waging

Top dogs tae plug the gap.

Hope it’s no just an empty yap.â›ī

AddNib’s Weather WARNING

Blossoms are oot afore May

Bluebells are coming oot tae

Yon sun shines fae morning tae night,

Making a brek fir meteorologists jist right.

See ye Monday!👍

AddNib 50

22nd April

Mickey stripped o special status,

Wonder where yon Bill wie leave us

Life in a techno cartoon?

Comin tae a tellie near you fairly soon.

By Eck a convention

Wie nae mair tae mention

Than an image in reflection –

Tis time for AddNib’s defection.🏃‍♂ïļ

AddNib’s Weather WARNING

Wild fires mair abundant

Risin tides o new incumbents

Keeks like yon Summer o discontent,

But worry not,

It shall be gaun afore it went.😊

AddNib 49

21st April

PM stalls anither probe,

As he shoots aff roond the globe –

But no tae Uranus, the menace!

Persons unknown wie ears overblown

Seperate the noise o mammals fae fish,

Must hae lugs like a satellite dish.👂

AddNib’s Weather WARNING

Suffers o the pollen

Twid appear that they hae fallen

Victim tae their itchy nose

Ain sneeze an panic in the ranks,ðŸĪ§

Deserted withoot a bye or thanks.😷

AddNib 48

20th April

Uranus is a must

Fir science says it’s boom or bust

But it’s hard tae get yon umpteen miles

An it’s gie sair oan the piles.

Scottish Power

Says that the guid times are oer

Says we’ll suffer damage.

But AddNib’s sure they’ll manage.

AddNib’s Weather WARNING

Mair sun than cloud

Ye cry aloud

Fair chuffed it’s gettin warm

But dinnae forget yon midges,

It’s no lang till they’ll swarm.ðŸĶŸ

AddNib 47

19th April

Whilst ensconced upon his throne

Rees dictates a civil word from home

“There shall be no home working,

As I feel that you are shirking!”

Nicola gets a telling aff,

Bet the polis had a laugh –

Thinkin oan yon TV gaff.

AddNib’s Weather WARNING

The temp’s still goin up an doun,

Disnae haud yon tourists back

Fae fillin up oor toun,😎

Och, whits wrong wie that, it winnae last,

No if we could just hae ain mair Arctic blast.🙏

AddNib 46

18th April

Morgan oan the organ

Plays that same auld tune,

Life’s a farce, but whae’s the arse,

Yon round aboot goin roon and roon.

An noo A’ve got tae ask,

A mask, or no a mask?

That is the question.

Whether it is nobler oan the neb,

Like yon guid civic pleb Ian,

Or a leader withoot a feeder

Tis better oer the gob?

Suppose depends yer job.

AddNib’s Weather WARNING

Nowt much tae moan aboot,

It does appear oor Summer’s takin root.

Unless like moi ye’ve got a fever

As cutters come wie scythe an cleaver

An pollen taks aff in the air,ðŸŒŧ

Leaving yer ned an eyes richt sair.ðŸĪ§

AddNib 45

14th April

Better tae be hung fir an eagle as a lamb

Yon cullin MP, whit a bam

Whit job is his? A sham!

Oh dear a fine,

Fir drinkin wine –

Whilst wie Majesty,

We bury yours an mine.

Lib Dems mak a pledge

No tae sit oot oan the windae ledge

But tae the fray be first

A wonder if they hae a thirst?

AddNib’s weather WARNING

Na sicht a guid day for bowlin

At the local bowlers’ nuik

As weel yon twelve will no be tholin,

Brousin oer a worthy book.😊👍âĪ

AddNib 44

11th April

Le pen is mightier than Macron,

Aye right far right, let’s bring it on!

Buckley an Redmayne Oliviers keep,

Efter they’ve gien the theatre a sweep.

Actin’s takin such a dive,

Sweep the boards tae stay alive.

Life of Pi taks its toll,

But whit aboot a Greggies sausage roll?

AddNib’s weather WARNING

Since graftin far hame

Each day seems the same

An the barometer’s taen a dive

Yer meteorologist’s barely alive,

Keekin oot at the midden –

As well A’m only kidding.ðŸĪŠ

Ayways here tae dae yer biddin.😇

AddNib 43

9th April

Certain status does a bomb,

Payin yer tax like a guid non-dom

The Chancerllor will be chuffed

The wife perhaps a wee bit huffed.

Swearin mair is aw the rage,

If yer o a certain age

Gien yon laldy Fs wie glee

Awricht if ye come fae Dundee.

AddNib’s weather WARNING

No happy wie the BBC

Yer forecaster went oot efter tea

Tae the tap o Arthur’s Seat

An looked across the sky an toun,

Dis that mak him a weather bloon?🎈

AddNib 42

8th April

Scotland’s isles give a baby’s name

Whit if done when yer oot the game?

Yon bairn wid hae nae luck

If ca’d efter the Isle o Muck.

How aboot rejuvenated skin

If yer auld yer bound tae win,

An ancient soul intae new skin cram,

Wid that be mutton dressed as lamb?🐑

AddNib’s weather WARNING

Yesterday’s forecast came tae nowt

Yon sun arrived, an worse, stayed out.ðŸĨī

But please A beg, dinnae blame me,

Blame the yins at the BBC!ðŸ—Ģ