Here’s a surprise
Anither interest rate rise
Borrowers micht feel the pinch
Wait a mo, dis pinch no mean tae steal?
Savers in the pink
A think A detect a stink
A Musky type o smell Oh Richy eh O
Hae nae doubt
Addnib will find ye buggers out!
The ither nicht across the park
Jist efter dark
A keeked intae a top flare windae
An saw a sicht A thoucht A widnae
A wifie in a big thick coat an scarf
Round a candle oan a worktop
Oh dearest Rich eh O
Yon stealin’s gonnae hae tae stop
Fir aw yer gain
Thir’s far twa muckle folk in pain!
AddNibs Weather WARNING
Nae end in sicht
But micht be awright the nicht
A boucht myself a vapour rub
An a video
O the White Heather Club.
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