High street isnae deid
Merely minor cuts and internal bleed
Says the CEO
A faimly man in the know.
Spring hae shifted by three weeks
Accordin tae yon things wie beaks,
Hard tae mak thir siller,
Aince thir oot o caterpiller.
Noo they mak a different tweet,
An Spring lamb in Summer bleat.
AddNib’s Weather WARNING
Aye, seasons changin richt enough,
An no just the burds can fin it tough
Meteorologists tae are seik
Wondering if it’s noo or last week.🙄