A murmuring o stars
Gather in the cafes an bars
In guid auld NY city
My they sure look pretty.💃
A trader caused the market crash,
Threw portfolio in the trash
Mistook it for his half chewed dog
Causin the index tae lose a cog.
AddNib’s Weather WARNING
Whit happened tae May?
The blessed sun hae gaun away
Splutter, choke, crash an fizzle,
Aw wir left wie, damp an drizzle.