AddNib 57

30th April

Ne’re mind aboot the weather,

Venus an Jupiter hae goat it thegither.

Ken whaer A’ll be headin-

Ayways preferred a Saturday weddin.💏

Chancerlor gans back oan his word,

Na, impossible, that’s absurd

MPs dinnae lie,

Or treat folk tae pie in the sky.

No like that bloke fae York,

Haen a tongue like a spiked fork.

AddNib’s Weather WARNING

The trouble wie rain the day,

Ye’ll no ken if it’s the dew o May

When ra morra ye bow yer head,

It micht be Sunday’s rain instead.🙄

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