Nae Reston fir the wicked now
The train stops there, and how –
If the new timetable does allow.
PM says “nowt aff the table”
As sure as he is able
Tae procure relief,
Spake in words fae a forked tongue
Through laughin teeth.
AddNib’s Weather WARNING
A cannae mak heid nor tail
An ma weather guess is sure tae fail
Should A gan oan watching the BBC,
Ma forecast micht be aw at sea.
So it’s back tae ma Grandpa’s barometer
Which things oan the livinroom wa
The yin he won at the boolin
In nineteen fifty twa.