AddNib 43

9th April

Certain status does a bomb,

Payin yer tax like a guid non-dom

The Chancerllor will be chuffed

The wife perhaps a wee bit huffed.

Swearin mair is aw the rage,

If yer o a certain age

Gien yon laldy Fs wie glee

Awricht if ye come fae Dundee.

AddNib’s weather WARNING

No happy wie the BBC

Yer forecaster went oot efter tea

Tae the tap o Arthur’s Seat

An looked across the sky an toun,

Dis that mak him a weather bloon?🎈

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