Scotland’s isles give a baby’s name
Whit if done when yer oot the game?
Yon bairn wid hae nae luck
If ca’d efter the Isle o Muck.
How aboot rejuvenated skin
If yer auld yer bound tae win,
An ancient soul intae new skin cram,
Wid that be mutton dressed as lamb?🐑
AddNib’s weather WARNING
Yesterday’s forecast came tae nowt
Yon sun arrived, an worse, stayed out.🥴
But please A beg, dinnae blame me,
Blame the yins at the BBC!🗣