30th April
Ne’re mind aboot the weather,
Venus an Jupiter hae goat it thegither.
Ken whaer A’ll be headin-
Ayways preferred a Saturday weddin.π
Chancerlor gans back oan his word,
Na, impossible, that’s absurd
MPs dinnae lie,
Or treat folk tae pie in the sky.
No like that bloke fae York,
Haen a tongue like a spiked fork.
AddNib’s Weather WARNING
The trouble wie rain the day,
Ye’ll no ken if it’s the dew o May
When ra morra ye bow yer head,
It micht be Sunday’s rain instead.π