A Braw Day

Richt fair the day A aften saw

When Standard English gans awa

An bairns git a bonnie treat

An teachers dress in tartan

Fae their bonnie heids tae their tappin feet

Aye, BURNS DAY

When the Oxford Dictionary’s pit awa

An wee Jimmy an Mary tak tae the ha

Fir a dose o Highland fling

An a braw bit sang tae sing

Until the morn when the school bell tolls

An yon Standard rises crushin souls

An Burns an his entourage retire in defeat

An soundless bairns “please repeat”

The way I say my peas and gravy

You see, my Standard has a navy.

Alan

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