AddNib 25

19th March

Talk aboot a partygate crasher,

That chap from Eton’s such a smasher

Trivial he ca’s the case,

Helpin Boris tae save face.

Pig transplanted intae human

A complete success it says,

If ye want tae live for sixty days.🥴

AddNib’ weather WARNING

We had it aw,

Yon day was braw,

Yet bluer still manana

But dinnae stare fir oer lang

An slip oan a banana.🤕

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