Derby cleaneruppers tak a brek,
Crumbs, they’re up tae thir neck
They called, no kennin whit else tae do,
“Let’s hae a proper brew.”
140 polis stations shut
Talk about cracking a hard nut
They’ll ne’er find the 4000 trainers now
Or no until they come hame wie yon cow.
AddNib’s weather WARNING
Weel whit mair can A say
Aboot this manky day?
It will be phishing (somewhat unpleasant)
Even for a struttin pheasant.🦜
Even emojis can be inappropriate
When ye’ve slept in and yer late.🥴