Wie a first-class stamp
Aboot tae ramp
Ye’ll now no get a letter
Tae park at work, ye’ll hae tae pay
Cooncils withoot fetters!
Nae place tae hide fir the missile crew,
Fightin withoot Iron- Bru
An in the Heelans a victory balloon,
Noo that Shinty’s back in toun.
AddNibs weather WARNING
Ye can put yon wellies right away,
The orb will be beltin oot the day
An the morra tae
Looks like it micht no go away.